Talk:Blemmigan Secretary/@comment-5607217-20130730165613

A blemmigan!

It leaps upright crouched to spring, a tiny knife clutched in one tendril. No, not a knife: a stylus! On the box-lid it scratches: OBLIGATION BEGINS NOW AT BOX-OPENING YOU HAVE FIFTEEN YEARS OF BLEMMIGAN TIME. DO NOT ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS.

Don't look a gift mushroom in the hymenophoric lamellae.

● You now have 1 x Blemmigan Secretary