Talk:An Exceptional Story: My Kingdom for a Pig/@comment-38744091-20190627180514

offer to buy her a glass:

Apparently it's not enough. Long after the first glass is gone, and the second, and third, she is still snapping pencils and shredding her work. You collect a scrap:

How can a pig be so handsome? How can sleeves be so blue? Stay right here, stay right here with me, and I'll stay here with you.

"Bring me the laudanum, quietly, quickly, for my head aches," she murmurs to herself. Now another well-meaning bystander has stepped in with F.F. Gebrandt's. At this rate, she'll be guzzling Tincture of Vigour by morning.

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