Comments on the Vivacious Marchioness

Levels

 * 1-9: They say that her third husband was a tiger. They do not speak of her second.
 * 10-19: They say that she once took a steamer out to the Iron Republic, and came back the day before she left.
 * 20-29: They say that she has a hat for every occasion; they say that she already has one picked out for your final funeral.
 * 30-39: They say that she can never go back to Port Carnelian; they say that it has something to do with the bigamy laws there.
 * 40-49: They say that she's related to a royal house on the Surface; some say the Hapsburgs; others believe the Savoy.
 * 50-59: They say that she corresponds regularly with the Pope; they say that after reading her letters, His Holiness requires urgent confession.
 * 60-69: They say that her first husband was a hero of the Season of Revolutions; they say that he was a lamplighter on Watchmaker's Hill.
 * 70-79: They say that she was a princess, once; they say that her father would give all the money in Belgium for her safe return.
 * 80-89: They say that she speaks in French on Tuesdays, German on Wednesdays. They say that nobody sees her on Thursdays.
 * 90-99: They say that the Empress winces if her name is ever mentioned; they say that she takes tea in the Albion Wing on Sundays.
 * 100: They say that she wears a wig, filled with the correspondence of her enemies; they that say Bishop of Southwark carried a lock of her hair into war.