Cave of the Nadir (Guide)



You start out like this guy, someone posing dramatically under psychedelic lighting.



Stay for a while and you get laser eyes.

Pros: It saves on costly fire fuel.

You're less likely to be assaulted on the streets by thieves.

Cons: It'll ruin your social life.

You're more likely to be arrested at your home by Special Constables.



Stay too long, and you'll end up as this dude: forever rocking out under the psychedelic lighting. Postmortem.