Talk:An exposé on the dangers of Absinthe/@comment-72.234.25.205-20131007053323

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A poor sort of truth

The foundation of serious journalism is truth. And this morning's truth is that the bottle is empty, and the other newspapers' early editions have photographs of you in an opera cloak, menacing a distinguished poetess and her schnauzer.