Thread:Spacemarine9/@comment-6042046-20130908062852

Where are my savory guides, ratman?

I commend the fact that you've grasped some of the editing basics. :) I have noted your progress with glee. Unfortunately, it's become painfully clear that, outside of someone flying to your home to sit by your side to tutor you in person (FLAP?), you'll need a biiit more time to fully learn the editing process. Like maybe another year or two. (Can anyone just teach him through video chat??) :P

_\\\CLERK///_ THE SITUATION IS DIRE. GUIDES ARE REQUIRED FOR THE SUSTENANCE OF THE MASSES NOW. NOT LATER.

The winds of change are upon us.

Blah blah foreboding and foreshadowing yada yada I think I'll simply kidnap and coerce someone into coding your guides here. Basically, send your guides to another editor for page creation, linking, formatting, icon adding, and any other necessary wikia coding. Since you've got a bunch of guides up on your tumblr already, I'd like your permission to copy them here, please. 