Talk:The Mayor of London (The Jovial Contrarian)/@comment-2001:14BA:900:0:0:0:1C1:614B-20180709204121

Investigate the mayor does:

The City's Servant The Jovial Contrarian works five days a week. He spends long luncheons with concerned citizens, which inevitably results in longer hours at his desk, teasing out the merits of each complaint. While he sees to the well-being of his staff, insisting on reasonable working hours, he ignores this for himself.

He makes himself available to all. The one exception is the Ministry: when the Auditors come knocking, the Jovial Contrarian hides in the wine cellar.

On Saturdays and Sundays, however, the Contrarian is nowhere to be found. Does he have a lover? A Bugsby's Marsh estate? No one seems to know.

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