Talk:Mrs Plenty (Card)/@comment-92.75.80.80-20190716042735

I asked about madam schoschona.

A pause in hostilities Mrs Plenty is cooling her heels at a notorious watering hole just off the Carnival. The proprietor is keeping her well-wishers, admirers and a number of suitors away from the door.

She raises her tankard in a toast when she sees you, and pats the bench beside her.

"I don't think it'll be easy. Everyone else gets some peace, Muggins here does the work. Honest constables to keep the peace, selected by me, a public 'oliday on Mutton Island, bribes to every ambassador you care to think of to b____r off for a bit. What I means," she says, eyes glinting, "Is to keep the wolves from our door for another year."

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