Hallowmas? Humbug!

"Hallowmas? Humbug!" The good news: you have a prominent position in the next edition of the Gazette! The bad news: it's in the cartoon. The artist laboured over the bulge of your eyes. They wore pencils to stubs on your black scowl.

You've gained 5 x Stolen Correspondence.

You've gained 1 x Hard-Earned Lesson.

You've gained 1 x Sudden Insight.

You have earned a mention in the Unexpurgated Gazette!