Greetings, delicious reader! I am Bashir Vassar, and you have found yourself in the darkest corner of biographical journalism in all the Neath. Here you will find nothing more than a few choice words regarding the legend I've been told I am in my own mind...
In fact, as not to waste my own precious ones, I shall part with 26 words others have used to describe me over the years: Author. Bohemian. Charlatan. Dilettante. Explorer. Fabulous. Gentry. Holy. Infernal. Journalist. Kind. Lunatic. Mercurial. Naive. Overzealous. Philosopher. Quixotic. Rebellious. Socialite. Thief. Uncouth. Visionary. Wealthy. Xenophilic. Youthful. Zealous.
Now that you have me at a disadvantage, perhaps you won't mind introducing yourself? Please don't hesitate to send me your Calling Card, and let us see what misadventures might ensue! Perhaps you're even looking for a protégé of your very own to mentor? If so, rest assured I would make, and have made, any Patron proud to have me.
Currently Seeking
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If you happen to be of a magnanimous nature and in good spirits, gifts are always welcome. I've even done my best to make such decisions easier for you by providing some ideas:
- Some Hesperidean Cider, if but a sip.
- An invitation to the exclusive Temple Club; for I would never be a part of any club that would have me, but... peeking inside would be delightful.
- If nothing else, a Surprise Package is sure to bring a smile.
